Total Buzzkill Hat

Tell everyone at the party you’re a total loser who isn’t drinking, without having to tell them! This classic trucker-style hat features a giant screen-printed “Buzzkill,” eliminating the need to explain why you’re not blackout drunk. No other hat delivers such sophistication and straightforward messaging all at once.

For products in stock, we will ship all orders within 3-5 business days.

All orders are backed by our 100% satisfaction guarantee. If you don’t love our wine, we’ll happily issue you a refund.

Tasting Notes: Classic Sauvignon Blanc aromatics of lemongrass, tropical notes of passionfruit, and citrus undertones. Juicy on the palette with vibrant acidity and thirst-quenching properties.

What’s Inside: With your order, you’ll get a 4-pack of our Sauvignon Blanc cans. Crafted by our own in-house winemaker and made from California grapes. Gluten-Free, Vegan, and low-sugar.

Alcohol Content: Less than .5% ABV

Origin: Sonoma, CA

Serving Size: Each can is 8.4 fluid ounces and contains 1 serving. Drink 1 or 35 – you won’t get drunk, promise!